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HALLOWEEN NIGHT Sunday 31 October 2004
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with Wally Smulson & Howard Hoffman
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“Costumes? What costumes? Were we supposed to wear something different?”
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“My Dear, your hands are cold! You must have ice water in your veins, and I’m so thirsty for a cold sip!”
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“Purrrr... wanna share my catnip?” “This is so funny, all these grown adults dressing-up like kids again!” “Humph... I want to dress-up too, but my Mother wouldn’t let me!”
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“Are you ready? All together now. One an’ a two an’ a.....”
“We’re off to see the Wizard..... the wonderful Wizard of.....”
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A HAPPY FAMILY PORTRAIT
Pa & Ma Drac with cousin Happy Polka-Dot Smile, Uncle Swivel and his friend from Paris, Miss Belle fur de Hourglass.
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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away; there lived two Clowns.
Miss Happy Polka-Dot Smile and her not so happy friend, Mister Fire-Head Mustache.
When they got together to visit, they always liked to have their picture taken in a dark corner.
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Why is the French Maid smiling?
It’s her choice... either it’s Mr. I Look Like a Square Dancer or Uncle Swivel!
“Oh my oh my oh my, what is a French Lady to do?”
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“.....well little Darlin’, if I can change my hair color for you this quick, just think what else Ol’ Uncle Swivel could do for you back in Memphis.”
“Oh Swivel, you make me blush; you big strong handsome hillbilly! Sing me another song!”
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“Hello and welcome Officer. No sir.
We have not seen ANYTHING out of the ordinary tonight.
Why do you ask?”
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Pa & Ma Drac: All dressed-up in their finest Sunday go-to-meetin’ clothes.
Of course, they can only attend the Midnight services. Daylight just burns them up!
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WOW!!
Dr. Ken Basey and his lovely nurse, Miss Thisa Wonta Evenhurt, came out for a night of partying with all of the other “regular” kooks & spooks!!
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“You’d be smiling like this too; if you had your choice between Miss Thisa Wonta Evenhurt & Santa’s little helper, the ever so charming and mystical Miss Elfin Redcap!!”
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“Why am I smiling so big?
Well, you just let little Sister Bigcross tell you this..... you have no idea what I am really wearing under this Habit!”
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“OK, let’s see..... Uncle Swivel is dancing with the French Maid.... Pa Drac & Miss Happy Polka-Dot Smile are a couple... Miss Thisa Wonta Evenhurt is Dr. Ken Basey’s corner... no, no, no... that’s not right. How am I ever going to keep this straight? Hey there Man In Black, will you give Flame Boy a hand with this?”
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“.....well little Darlin’, if you don’t tell Miss Belle fur de Hourglass, I won’t tell! Why don’t you come to Memphis & check-out my collection of gold records?”
“Oh Swivel, you rascal you! You know that even in these dark glasses, someone would recognize me!”
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“May the Blessings of Joy and Peace be with you always.” “Thank you for coming and please come back soon!”
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