“Costumes? What costumes?  Were we supposed to wear something different?”

“My Dear, your hands are cold!  You must have ice water in your veins, and I’m so thirsty for a cold sip!”

“Purrrr... wanna share
my catnip?”
“This is so funny, all these grown adults dressing-up
like kids again!”
“Humph... I want to dress-up too, but my Mother
wouldn’t let me!”

“Are you ready?
All together now.
One an’ a two an’ a.....”

“We’re off to see the Wizard..... the wonderful Wizard of.....”

A HAPPY FAMILY
PORTRAIT

Pa & Ma Drac with cousin Happy Polka-Dot Smile, Uncle Swivel and his friend from Paris, Miss Belle fur de Hourglass.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away; there lived two Clowns.

Miss Happy Polka-Dot Smile and her not so happy friend, Mister Fire-Head Mustache.

When they got together to visit, they always liked to have their picture taken in a dark corner.

Why is the French Maid smiling?

It’s her choice... either it’s Mr. I Look Like a Square Dancer or Uncle Swivel!

“Oh my oh my oh my, what is a French Lady to do?”

A VERY RARE PHOTO
 of Uncle Swivel with
Miss Belle fur de Hourglass, the French Maid
and Miss Kitty Leopard.

(Notice the couple dancing in
the background, oblivious to
all the weirdness going on
all around them!)

“Yes Honey, smile for the camera and try not to laugh too hard at all those other strange people in the funny clothes.”

“OK Dear, by the way, what
ever happened to all the
real Square Dancers?”

“.....well little Darlin’, if I can change my hair color
for you this quick,
just think what else
Ol’ Uncle Swivel could do
for you back in Memphis.”

“Oh Swivel, you make me blush;
you big strong handsome hillbilly! Sing me another song!”

Pa & Ma Drac:
All dressed-up in their finest Sunday
go-to-meetin’ clothes.

Of course, they can
only attend the
Midnight services. Daylight just burns
them up!

WOW!!

Dr. Ken Basey and his lovely nurse,
Miss Thisa Wonta Evenhurt,
came out for a night of partying
with all of the other “regular”
kooks & spooks!!

“You’d be smiling
like this too;
if you had your
choice between
Miss Thisa Wonta Evenhurt & Santa’s little helper, the ever
so charming
and mystical
Miss Elfin Redcap!!”

“Why am I smiling so big?

Well, you just let little Sister Bigcross tell you this..... you have no idea what I am really wearing under this Habit!”

“OK, let’s see..... Uncle Swivel is dancing with the French Maid.... Pa Drac & Miss Happy Polka-Dot Smile are a couple... Miss Thisa Wonta Evenhurt is Dr. Ken Basey’s corner... no, no, no... that’s not right.  How am I ever going to keep this straight? Hey there Man In Black, will you give Flame Boy a hand with this?”

“.....well little Darlin’, if you don’t tell Miss Belle fur de Hourglass, I won’t tell!
Why don’t you come to
Memphis & check-out my collection of gold records?”

“Oh Swivel, you rascal you!
You know that even in these
dark glasses, someone
would recognize me!”